Local resident Has No fucks Left to give

Our Source has reported to us that a local Castletown resident has apparently No fucks left to give, in an exclusive interview he told our reporter " I went through the majority of my life not knowing whether or not i gave a fuck about most things in life, But as the wife moaned at me today about the amount of time i spend in the pub, that was it for me, I have No fucks left to give" 

When asked if he may give a fuck again in the future, He said "Absolutely fucking not" And headed off down the road into the Local. 

 When we asked a few of the local lads for their opinions on the mans decisions they told us "Were feckin delighted Hai, He's great craic and were keen to have him down the local with us full time on the pints"