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US Warns That North Korea May Be In Possession Of A Godzilla

The United States have issued a stark warning to North Korea about the level of retaliation they will face if they attempt to attack US citizens or bases with any form of gargantuan mutated monster

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Local man Confirms the world has Gone mad

Local resident of castletown has confirmed that the world has gone mad...

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Aoife McGregor Vs Dog groomer UFC 226

Aoife McGregor Vs Dog Groomer UFC 226

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Local resident Has No fucks Left to give

Our Source has reported to us that a local Castletown resident has apparently No fucks left to give

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Murder investigation after man attacked in park in Dublin

Murder investigation after man attacked in park in Dublin

Murder Investigation launched after A man was found with serious injuries in a Dublin park, and was later pronounced dead at Tallaght hospital.

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Six injured after car ploughs into pedestrians

Six injured after car ploughs into pedestrians

A pedestrian is fighting for their life in hospital after a car ploughed into a group of people.

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Good weather is coming as it will be warmer than Malibu In some parts

Good weather is coming as it will be warmer than Malibu In some parts

Ireland will bask in sunshine this week, with Met Eireann predicting that parts of the country will be warmer than Malibu.

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Repealing Eighth ‘could lead to euthanasia and eugenics

Repealing Eighth ‘could lead to euthanasia and eugenics

Bishop says there are effects if society decides ‘human life is disposable’

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'My biggest regret is not reporting my rape. My rapist has a comfortable life with a wife and kids'

'My biggest regret is not reporting my rape. My rapist has a comfortable life with a wife and kids'

I WAS RAPED in June 2016 while living and working in Dublin. I never reported my assault.

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Green Party wants to bring Amsterdam-style cannabis coffee shops to Ireland

Green Party wants to bring Amsterdam-style cannabis coffee shops to Ireland

THE GREEN PARTY has called for the decriminalisation of cannabis, stating that the current law has “made criminals out of decent people” and needs to change. Under the party’s new drug strategy policy, it is calling for the introduction of Dutch-style “coffee shops” to Ireland that would allow the consumption and sale of cannabis for over-18s under certain conditions.

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